When the morning comes.....
Spend this WE helping out some of my oldest friends who run a
motorsports merchandising shop.
They went to a bike show in Belgium and I joined for some beer, BS, and ogling
naked girls. Not too bad, eh? And when I found out those girls where staying in the same hotel (same floor even) I couldn't help but smile.
Untill I met them at breakfast the next day. It never ceases to amaze me what make-up and some kinky lingerie can do. I should know better by now, but hey, I'm a slow learner.
Last few days in D-dorf are counting down. A'dam is coming up. The next chapter will start soon, let's see what that brings. Evenings and mornings......
Vacation no.2 in 2006
Was a pure student trip.
Visited my old mate Jakub in Denmark, who I haven't seen for 3 years. He was right in the middle of moving in with his GF, so I caught him at the absolute best time but we had tons of fun anyway. His GF was really cool too.
I'll especially not forgot how she (in his BMW) tried to copy me drifting mine in the rain one saturday night. She was impressive. Very impressive. Why? She went a *bit* too far and almost crashed. Twice. But somehow managed to catch it due to luck, skill and the female equivalent of balls. And then tried it again the next corner. Nice. I already liked chicks from Bratislava, but this was the clincher.
Also late in the night getting comments like : "Wow, you must have a small penis" from a Danish chick after I refused to take her round for a spin in the E30. Appearantly I drive an absolute P.I.M.P. race car. Well, it could perhaps have something to do with the fact that due to car taxes all the Danes can afford is a 20 year old Ford ;-)
Also picture this scene :
Me, talking to a cute girl from Georgia on my left. Drinking a beer.
Fat, ugly and very drunk chick sitting down beside me. Starts to butt into the conversation.
FUDC : "You guys dating?"
Me : "Not really"
FUDC : "You going to fuck her?"
Me : "Well, I don't know"
FUDC : "Man, you should, she's cuuuuuute"
Me : "I know"
(in the meantime the girl on my left is enjoying seeing me squirm, gggrrrrr)
FUDC : "No, you really should. If I was a man, I'd fuck her like a rabbit"
Me : "Thanks for the info" and I turn around trying to ignore her.
This works for about.... 2 seconds.
FUDC is back : "Man, I mean, you really should fuck her, she's cute"
Me : sighing.
FUDC : "And if you are not going to fuck her, come to me, I'll do everything you want. I'll do anything you want."
Now....understand these words are normally welcomed with open arms. But also understand that I was still the contents of the entire Carlsberg brewery away from finding this women attractive in any way.
Me : "......................................eeeerrrrrr.................... thanks."
And I turn around again. Now the girl on my left is (of course) laughing her ass off. And what a nice arse it was. Chances for the evening : down from about 80 to about 5%. Damn!
So after putting in a lot of work, all I got was a snog. (From the cute girl , I want to make that clear)
Moral of the story, if you are going to talk to some-one nice, be sure you sit somewhere where no-one can join you!
Anyway, after the Arhus adventure I went down to Copenhagen, where a beer (of 20) were consumed with my racing buddies. One puking session and a hangover in the morning later (Beer + talking about life & woman does that to me) I was off to Goettingen in Germany to visit Chris. One of the loviest towns in the country due to the fact that it hasn't been bombed to hell and back in the 40s.
4 days of cheap beer (5 bucks for a case of 20 half litres), student life, student girls, sleeping till 3pm, living only at night, watching cool movies and convincing environmetalists that hunting is indeed a lot of fun and that global warming is BS. Too many funny moments:
- The beer relay race with 6 contestents. 5 puked. I didn't. Niiiice.
- The fraternity crawl. Hassling other fraternities to give us free beer and just basically spout a lot of BS on who has the biggest dick.
- Going up to a girl asking her as a first question : "Are you politically correct?", She answered "Yes", I said : "Shame" and turned around and awalked away. I might have drunk a bit too much then.
Anyway, it was great fun. Next holiday will be skiing with my cousin in Slowakia in March.
Update
Well, A'dam is only 3 weeks away, so I thought I'd enjoy the unrestricted German autobahns while I still can and set some dates for visiting some old mates.
Will see some old Uppsala/Nurburgring buddies in Aarhus, Copenhagen, Göttingen and Heidelberg in the next few weeks. Some guys I have not seen for years! Cannot wait. Beer, beer and more beer will be on the agenda.
Same old, same old then.
